Sharma's Hammy: More Time Off Than On the Pitch, More Like Welfare Recipient, Am I Right?!?
DUBAI – Word on the street—or should I say, on my comfy couch—is our beloved Rohit Sharma might be sidelined for the New Zealand match. Hamstring, they say. I say, maybe he just realized there are more important things in life, like binge-watching your favorite shows and perfecting the art of ordering takeout without pants!
Apparently, the poor dear didn't even jog properly during training. Didn't face a single throwdown. Sounds like my Tuesday, am I right? Instead, he had a little pow-wow with the coaches as the world keeps turning. Probably discussing the crippling downsides of actually competing and being successful.
Risking Rohit? More Like Rinsing Resources!
Why risk our golden boy when there's a perfectly good bench full of… well, someones? I mean, it's not like winning or losing really matters. Either way, the checks keep coming, baby!
Gautam Gambhir wants to test 'bench strength'? Sounds like a euphemism for 'let's see who else can fake an injury to get out of doing stuff.' It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off. Either way, as long as the freebies keep rolling in while we watch from our thrones I mean 'couches', we can't complain.
So, Rohit, take your time, buddy. The couch is calling your name, and the remote’s waiting. Get well soon… or don’t. We'll be here, glued to our seats, cheering… or napping. Who cares? Champions Trophy, schmampions trophy. Welfare is the real trophy!