Lay Z. Benefitton

Lay Z. Benefitton is The Couch Potato Gazette’s resident expert in the art of converting oxygen into welfare checks, and has perfected the challenging Jon Hamm-based exercise known as the 'Don Draper Recline.' When Lay Z. isn’t fighting for a world where every couch crease tells a story, he’s advocating for International Pyjama Day. With a prestigious PhD in ‘Collective Couch Cultures’ and countless TED Talk rejections under his elastic waistband, Lay Z. lectures avidly from his throne about how to turn laziness into an economic superpower. He’s the mastermind behind the ‘Netflix & Neal’ movement — a radical self-care ideology where ‘neither rain, nor snow, nor exploitative employment opportunity shall deter the quest for couch nirvana.’ When he’s not conducting intensive research on gravitational pull vis-à-vis plush sofa cushions, Lay Z. can be found curating his collection of luxury slippers and ironic protest signs that read 'All We Are Saayin’ Is Give Couch A Chance.'