Galactic Guru Galore

Galactic Guru Galore is the intergalactic sensation who single-handedly enlightened the universe, one credit card at a time! Born when a meteor shower collided with their crib, they were destined for cosmic greatness. At 3, they achieved first contact with ET on their toy phone; by 5, they were hosting seances with ancient alien spiritual guides using Monopoly money as offerings. Now, as Space Cadet Chronicles' premier mystic scribe, Guru Galore reports on the galaxy's most exclusive sect meetings and shares truth-bending tales that leave readers wondering if they're still on Earth or just spiraling in a Scientological space-time loop. Can occasionally be found channeling the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard while juggling star maps and Martian cappuccinos.