Rocky Prehistoria

Rocky Prehistoria has been unearthing the most ancient and fossilized opinions at Fossil Fools News Network for over 10,000 lunar cycles. Known for his unparalleled ability to turn any modern discourse into a discussion about the good old Jurassic days, Rocky often claims that the world peaked when fire was invented and it's been all downhill since the wheel. With a penchant for reminding millennials that cavemen didn't have avocado toast, Rocky keeps the nostalgia flowing like a prehistoric river of sarcasm.