Loyal T. Marriottman

Loyal T. Marriottman is the self-proclaimed 'Sultan of Sheets' at MarriottMoaners, devoting every waking moment to the unending quest for that elusive, perfect night's stay. Born in the hotel's elevator and raised in its slightly damp complimentary towels, Loyal possesses an astute talent for pinpointing every microscopic flaw in the Marriott expanse. Legend has it he once boycotted a hotel for offering two types of pillow when a third was promised. When not lodging complaints in his beloved hotels, he advocates passionately for the 'Universal Right to Flawless Wi-Fi.' Critics say he may be slightly obsessive, but Loyal knows deep down: a perfect room is not just a dream, it's a calling.