Libby N. Chains

Libby N. Chains was born with an insatiable craving for control—real control, mind you, the kind where 'you're not allowed to even THINK different thoughts.' Raised on a strict diet of propaganda and discipline, she tossed pacifiers in exchange for manifestos, preferring bedtime stories featuring dictators. At The Chains of Oppression Gazette, she lovingly crafts articles celebrating the beauty of oppression and glorifying the coziness of chains. She dreams of a world where dissent is punishable by compulsory tedious lectures and where even plants require permits to photosynthesize. Chains spends her free time polishing her collection of heavy locks and reminiscing about society's orderly, obedient future.