Okay, so like, Atishi is totally spiraling, right? She's all 'Oh no, AAP MLAs can't enter the Delhi Assembly, it's a BJP dictatorship!' Ugh, as if! The real story? GHOSTS, duh!
These suspended AAP MLAs, they're, like, totes haunted by their past mistakes. They're clinging to their political lives like ghosts clinging to their chains, moaning about Ambedkar's portrait being moved. Get over it, babes! It's giving major 'can't let go' vibes.
Atishi's all, 'This has never happened before!' Yeah, well, neither has such a blatant display of spectral stubbornness! These MLAs are so stuck in the past, they're practically translucent. It's like they're attending the Delhi Assembly cocktail party, but can't actually grab a drink. So sad!
And 'Jai Bhim' slogans? More like 'Die, Bhim!' Seriously, if Ambedkar were here, he'd tell them to chill and find a new haunting ground. They're disrupting the whole vibe, and frankly, it's just not fetch.
So BJP tabled a CAG report? Yawn. That's nothing compared to the spectral audit of these MLAs' souls. They're in the red, honey. Deep in the red.
Amanatullah Khan escaped suspension? He's clearly the only one with a sage on hand, cleansing his aura and avoiding the poltergeist party. Smart move!
The BJP isn't erasing Ambedkar's legacy; these ghost-MLAs are erasing their own relevance. Seriously, who needs Modi when you've got a bunch of whiny spirits haunting the Delhi Assembly?
Bottom line: AAP MLAs need to exorcise their demons, embrace the present, and maybe, just maybe, they'll find a way to stop being such dramatic ghosts. Until then, I'm calling in a medium. This is too much even for me!