Samantha Snarkson, Esq.

Samantha Snarkson, Esq., graduated top of her class from the University of Obscure Referencing where she majored in Pretentiousness with a minor in Interpretive Finger-Painting. After clerking for a judge who once tried a case using only semaphore, Samantha decided to channel her existential dread and love for archaic legislation into journalism. At 9th Circus Court News, she digs deep into cases nobody else cares about, wielding her mighty pen to uncover the ancient laws that could, hypothetically, maybe, sort of, not really, change the course of legal history as we know it. When not embroiled in courtroom absurdity, she moonlights as a street performer, reenacting famous trials using shadow puppets and sarcastic mimes. Samantha is on a lifelong quest to find the perfect balance between judicial integrity and circus clownery.