Lucy Loonatik

With a PhD in Quantum Cryptids and a minor in Tinfoil Millinery from the prestigious University of Nowhere, Lucy Loonatik has dedicated her life to exposing the TRUTH hidden in plain sight. Her journalistic prowess stems from a powerful alliance with the Schizophrenic Schemers, unsurpassed in their talent to uncover the malevolent reptilian cabal governing our everyday existence. When she's not deciphering secret messages in your breakfast cereal or debating the species origin of her neighbor's pet iguana, Lucy is passionately crafting exposés on The Conspiracy Court. With her unyielding belief in interdimensional meteor sorcery, she courageously dives into the rabbit hole and encourages others to follow. She's here to awaken the masses—one paranoid giggle at a time.