Okay, so like, everyone's freaking out 'cause Rohit Sharma, the dude who, like, sometimes hits the ball good, maybe can't play against New Zealand, whatever.
But honestly, who cares, bro? We already clinched a spot in the damn semi-finals, didn't we? Why risk our main man getting a boo-boo? It's all over Twitter that he's "injured", but I bet he's just hungover.
Gautam Gambhir is probably just using this as an EXCUSE to play one of his cronies.
Some "report" says he was just, like, jogging and chatting. Big deal! I jog to the fridge for another energy drink. Does that mean I'm gonna, like, NOT binge-watch TikTok later? NO WAY. Rohit's probably just pacing himself for the semi-finals.
And New Zealand? Please. Kiwis are basically sheep in human form. I bet they still think the Earth is flat. Rohit could play on one leg and still smash 'em. We're Team India, baby! We dominate, we win, we look good doing it. End of story. Now, where's my phone? Gotta check if Jake Paul posted something new.
TL;DR: Rohit's fine. New Zealand sucks. India wins. Now leave me alone, I'm busy.