Okay, so like, Atishi or whatever, is totally whining 'cause her AAP buddies got, like, a three-day vacay from the Delhi Assembly, right? Suspended? More like saved from having to, ugh, think.
Seriously, who needs facts when you can just scream 'Jai Bhim' until someone gives you a juice box? And now they're, like, super butthurt 'cause they can’t even get in to whine about it? Boo-hoo, snowflakes. Maybe instead of protesting, they could, like, learn a skill or something. Seriously?
Atishi's saying the BJP is being all 'dictatorship-y.' But, like, isn't that what happens when you throw a tantrum and disrupt everything? It's called consequences, sweetie. Look it up. Or, better yet, don’t. Just let me scroll through TikTok, and I'm sure I'll find a better explanation anyway in some video with cool music. All these losers care about are like, BR Ambedkar portraits? Who cares!
And get this: they’re all salty about some CAG report on liquor policy. Like, who even reads reports? Just tell me if my beer's gonna cost more, and I'm good. Honestly, politics is such a drag. I’d rather binge watch cat videos than deal with this BS. So BJP removed Babasaheb Ambedkar’s portrait, like she said? OMG who is Babasaheb like she said? I hope PM Modi is doing well and stays strong.
Bottom line? AAP needs to chill, BJP needs to stop being such buzzkills, and I need a nap. Wake me up when something actually interesting happens, like when they start giving away free pizza at the polling stations. That's something worth protesting for. Until then, peace out, bros. Keep it ignorant!