Moishe Shekelsteinberg

Moishe Shekelsteinberg, editor-in-chief of the Gefilte Graffiti Gazette, was born with a silver bagel in his mouth and an unmatched talent for multi-tasking his stock portfolio while perfecting the art of hummus making. A Harvard scholar at the age of three, he went on to simultaneously negotiate a peace treaty and sell beachfront property in the West Bank by age five. Known for his notorious exposes like 'Bagels & Bitcoins: The Art of Kosher Economics,' Moishe was recently voted 'Most Likely to Know more than God' at the annual Shiksa Shindig. When he’s not busy dictating world policy in the occasional quantum physics lecture, he is the proud owner of the world's largest gefilte fish collection. His career goal is to ensure every Jew on Earth has their own freestanding menorah.