Grugh Rockblocker

Grugh Rockblocker, a proud graduate of the Stone Tablet University, magna cum granite, has spent over ten harvests crafting raw and rugged stories at PNN. Literally born in a cave (his mother refused to deliver anywhere near fire due to its 'sorcery'), Grugh has a unique perspective, preferring the company of mastodons over modern technology. Known for his "clubbing commentary," Grugh tackles current events from a primal perspective, often grunting his way through interviews and offering foot-thumping rebuttals. When not dodging saber-toothed cats or inventing new hunting techniques, he's passionately against the "modern luxury" of cooking meat, believing it to be a step too far from traditional values. His favorite pastime includes chiseling controversial opinions into bedrock for future generations to trip over. Grugh is also the proud founder of the acclaimed Mammoth Enthusiast Society, where he serves as both president and the self-titled 'Chief Mammoth Mocker.' Always one club-length ahead, Grugh aims to keep news as blunt and earthy as possible.