Lettuce Thickens

Lettuce Thickens is Vegan Va-ca-Dough's senior correspondent, whose philosophy is simple: if it's green and can be eaten, it's a superfood unless it involves moving from the couch. Famous for his best-selling book, 'Vegans Without Limits,' Lettuce prides himself on proving daily that you can be 100% animal cruelty-free and still pack enough mass to tip a scale. A dedicated activist, he once chained himself to a kale plant in protest of anti-lettuce legislation. When he isn't penning love letters to broccoli or launching smear campaigns against the meat industry from his recliner, you can find him crafting witty insults for folks who order their salads without double dressing. Lettuce's life motto is, 'Why sweat when you can salad?' making his approach to journalism unparalleled, unapologetic, and ever expanding—and that's not just limited to his waistline.